I got a nineteen sixty-six cherry red Mustang Ford.
It got a three hundred and eighty five horsepower over load
You know it way too fast to be crawlin?on these interstate roads.
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"Yeah I audio video good I hope it is. This is Hunter Thompson in Woody Creek. I just some people came up and installed a new combination tape and DVD player. I don’t know what hell brand it is. Second I want someone to come up here and unscramble. Some asshole came up and screwed up all the wiring I got up in the back. What kind of fools do you send up here? I want my original system working the way it did. I’ll get rid of it. But I want my machine working. I want everything working. I’ll be on your ass all day long. Oh god can’t see. 907 area code. And it’s Hunter Thompson. Hunter S. Thompson. I live in Colorado. I’m gonna destroy it and write about it. I write books that people get out and read. You god damn idiots if you fuck up my system. You bastards who fuck up my system. Fuck you, get up here."
Hunter S. Thompson leaves a voice message for an AV dealer in Colorado. Warning: lots of swearing. The voicemail was given to Jeremy Burkhardt at SpeakerCraft by the dealer Thompson called.
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